How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

There may come a time when you want to lose a boyfriend, but you don't want to be obvious about it. Follow these steps and when he leaves, he'll think it was his idea.

Instructions

Get clingy immediately. Call the guy every 10 minutes for no reason. Tell him what you are doing all day, especially if it isn't anything interesting. Get upset if he doesn't answer your incessant phone calls.

Make gross noises whenever possible. Slurp your food, belch when you can. Cough up phlegm if possible.

Laugh about his many effeminate habits. Call him girls' names when you are alone. Wait until he is with his friends to tell him he walks and plays sports like a girl. Laugh loudly every time you make fun of him and encourage his friends to do the same.

Tell him you demand to know when the two of you will get married. Call his mom and ask her why her son has not yet proposed. Make arrangements with a wedding caterer and tell him they need a large cash deposit from him.

Ask him every day how much money he has. Mention all the things you could buy for yourself with the amount. Call every evening and ask him if he spent his money yet.

Don't worry about your appearance. Bathe once a week, it that, and wear old sweatpants and curlers every day.

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