How to Break Up if You Have No Backbone

Being a breakup coward is something that runs through every mind when a relationship is breaking up. There is no easy way, but there are many cowardly ways to end a relationship. If you simply must turn a yellow belly towards the sky here are some time honored and more modern ways to turn your backbone to jelly.

Instructions

Become unbearable to be around by moping, being insanely jealous or forgetting a few important dates. Making the soon-to-be ex hate you won't win you points with her friends, but it gets the job done.

Tell a friend of a friend of a friend that you want to breakup. Give them clear guidance on who they should tell to ensure the message gets to where it needs to go. Having a friend start a rumor about the coming demise of the relationship is also a workable strategy.

Use email or text messaging to deliver the news, making sure you're somewhere they can't find if they need additional clarification. Cease all further communication and make a point to stay away from their friends. A cowardly breakup won't allow civil communication.

Stop all communication, cut them off and offer no explanation. Move into a new place or even a new town if necessary. Being a coward probably means you have no friends to lose, so a complete break with your past is feasible.

Fake amnesia or even death but consider carefully the repercussions of discovery. Walk along a local beach in a state of partial undress and claim a complete failure of memory. Verify you have some form of ID in order for the authorities to get you home. This method has a high chance of failure due to the significant other's possible desire to see you though a difficult period.

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