How to Avoid the Walk of Shame

We all know how one thing can lead to another and before we know it we are stuck walking back home the next morning, after spending some "quality time" with the cutie next to the keg, in your sexy top and highest high heels. These are a few steps to use to avoid this awkward walk of shame.

Instructions

Before going out slip the above necessary items into your purse.

If alcohol has been involved, make sure to drink lots of water before bed to avoid the very obvious "I am clearly hung over" look.

Wake up early and before the owner of the place you are "shacking" at, so you can make it to the mirror to touch up and apply the concealer and brush your hair.

Steal a sweatshirt from the above mentioned owner to put over your sexy top, slip on your flats and put your heels in your purse, and put on the big glasses.

Optional: Saying goodbye to the person you stayed with. Not always a good idea.

Try and walk home using the least crowded route.

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